/* TEAM */
  Editor: Tim Paemi
  Site: pattaya-coffee.com
  Contact: info@pattaya-coffee.com
  Empire: pattaya-authority.com
  Location: Pattaya, Thailand

/* SITE */
  Issue: 01
  Launched: May 2026
  Stack: Static HTML, Cloudflare Pages
  Type: Fraunces, Inter, JetBrains Mono
  Method: Anonymous customer, paid bill, real opinion
  Sponsored: None. Ever.

/* THANKS */
  To every barista who pulled us a great shot
  while we pretended to be just another customer.