Issue 01·Pattaya Coffee··Anonymous Customers·Paid Bills·No Comps
Now Page · Issue 01 · May 2026

What we're working on right now.

Issue 01 is a pre-audit research preview. Anonymous visits begin this month. This page tracks what's done, what's in motion, and what ships next — updated every week the editors are in town.

This month

Five anonymous audit visits scheduled. Albatross Coffee Roasters first. Photography rolls in parallel. Issue 02 newsletter sign-up opens once the first scorecard is live.

01Site status

Pages live
48
16 cafes, 5 areas, 6 vibes, 3 roasters, 4 guides, plus core pages
Editorial method
Published
Anonymous, twice-minimum, paid bills, four-dimension scoring
Cafes audited
0 / 16
All scorecards currently in pre-audit research state
Original photography
In progress
Stock-free policy. Editor-shot photos roll in with visits.

Issue 01 is published as a pre-audit research preview. The directory structure, the ranking logic, and the editorial method are live. The scorecards themselves are not — we wrote the framework before we did the visits on purpose, so the framework can be challenged before the scores are filed.

If a Pattaya cafe owner reads this and disagrees with how we'll score, the door is open. Email info@pattaya-coffee.com before we walk in, not after.

02Audit pipeline

This week

Albatross Coffee Roasters — Visit 1

Editor walks in anonymous, orders signature drink plus a milk drink for comparison, pays cash. No interview. No introductions. Score sheet filled at a different cafe, two hours later, while memory is fresh.

Week 2

Nitan, Sunset, Backstreet — Visit 1 each

Three Naklua and Central Pattaya audit visits — Nitan, Sunset, Backstreet. Different days, different times of day. Notes filed separately and reconciled at end of week.

Week 3

Return visits begin

Second visit to Albatross. Different barista, different time of day. The whole point of twice-minimum: did the first cup happen because we got the dialled-in shift?

Week 4

First five scorecards file

Pre-audit banner removed from the first five cafe pages. Scores published with full-resolution editor photography. Pattaya Coffee 30 ranking updated for the first audited tier.

June 2026

Newsletter opens

Privacy-first signup, single monthly issue, no third-party trackers. Issue 01 wrap when all 16 scorecards are filed.

Q3 2026

Issue 02 planning

Expansion from the 16 currently in research to a full 30. Candidate longlist closes mid-July. Suggestions welcome — email or via /feedback.

03What we're not doing

We are not running paid ads, sponsored placements, or affiliate links. We are not running Google Analytics or third-party trackers — see /privacy for the full data posture. We are not building an app — the site is the product. We are not on Instagram yet; original photography is scheduled before any social presence launches.

If a section of the site feels thin, it's because we'd rather ship one page that's right than ten pages that are filler.

04Open questions

A few things we haven't decided on, and would value reader input on:

If you have a take, the editors read every email at info@pattaya-coffee.com.


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Update cadence: Weekly while the editors are in town for the Issue 01 audit, monthly otherwise.
About this page: Inspired by the /now movement — a public, low-stakes snapshot of what an editorial team is actually working on right now.

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